Even though the vast majority of us have the same needs, and similar wants, human beings are infinitely complicated. And even though the system we have built for you with Project 2029 would be exceedingly beneficial to 98% of American citizens, our collective logical and reason has gone off the rails.

Between emotionally manipulative identity politics, logical fallacy, the over 180 identified mental shortcuts cognitive bias, collective action has become nearly impossible. Unless, of course, you invert the motive. We live in an attention economy. Short attention, at that. It's been proven time and again that sound logic can't move the masses, much less fix the system. Meanwhile, ruffling feathers couldn't be easier. Cleary, that's what had to been done. The challenge was how to go about it with integrity, in a manner that is actually productive, and lays the groundwork for reconciliation, without demanding concessions from participants. Because, after all, people are gonna people.

We've isolated the root cause of America's turmoil. We've built a system that empowers citizens to disrupt it by acting as the fiduciary of their own interests. We've gamified the introduction to make it fun and easy. We've created a lucrative referral payout structure for members who want or need to boost their income by getting involved. We've structured a funding model that will take us from grassroots movement to a streamlined self-sufficient institution without compromising the integrity of the mission. And we've designed a platform to maintain it all for generations to come, once the satire wears off. This won't replace our system. It will honor and support our collective heritage by restoring the balance of power and utilizing our technological innovations to reboot and optimize the American Dream.

Project 2029 isn't about politics. It's about improving how we view and address our problems. You know, like adults. So, in the spirit of cooperation and unity, we'll be ripping through the zeitgeist to illustrate how our strategy stands to benefit virtually everyone, until there are enough members onboard to save us all from the dumbest f*cking timeline in history.

It's all one big short-sighted misunderstanding. The best part of Project 2029 is that we don't have to change any opinions or any laws. We the People can do this ourselves, without permission, and without billions of dollars. And most importantly, we don't have to fight human nature because our strategy is driven by the endless supply of complaints that have nowhere else to go. We're harnessing America's negative energy like and redirecting towards solutions like a power inverter, to foster a happier, healthier, and more cohesive society for everyone.

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